Rape Enjoyed by Victim: A Case study of a Nigerian Family

Asiri lovers get in here fast fast, ife na eme o. Did you hear about the man that sent his wifey packing cause she was moaning when armed robbers were raping her at gun point in-front of her hubby? The tori haf been wakaring around zuckerville and the ladies and gents are at loggerheads in justifying whether guy man was right in sending her packing or not Ifechukwu King Ifey Muonyili posted; “Imagine my wife, instead of her to cry for help, she was busy making some funny sounds, an…

Tunde Bakare Shocks Audience | He who SIPS with the devil..

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He has a big bundle of take away goodies, it seems. One thing looters and pillagers seem to have a better idea of than the progressives,  is the singularity of purpose. There is never any difference in their ideologies: steal, kill destroy. Loot, pillage. Act with impunity, and if anybody cries foul, make it eminently clear to them that they have but two options, Saddle up and join the looting wagon, or Be hunted and haunted into oblivion, criminalized and demonized wherever and whenever possible.   So it seems that…

Identifying Tribal bigots and dealing with them

You see for this app eeh, tribal bigots abound. People that are ever ready to cause tribal wars and spin innocent stories to wetin i no know Remember that ‘ndi oso afia’ brouhaha that set Zuckerville on faya the other time? That one that trended so much and Igbo traders got backlash from almost every woman for this app? One of them boys don land for hot soup! Ayinke Adefemi posted “Everyday for the thief one day for the owner. Today is the much awaited day that the monkey has…

Presenting Everyone Equal, even the Housemaids

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The kain humans weh dey this Facebook eeh, i no sabi where dem dey pack some of them from walahi! Person go just write something without thinking it through, na you weh dey on your own go begin ransack your fine brain to know whether the person sense correct at all😟 Olaide Wangai Akin reposted a post made by someone, she wrote “Someone wrote: The reason why I don’t comment on blogs or facebook is that you might even be arguing with someone’s house maid” – Temi Tope”   Well,…

Mr. Reynard: A Choice Between Love And Romance

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What else could be as immaculate as a male that possesses a special touch that possibly can transform a harmless handshake into some sultry cuddling; the slick sensualist that knows every last romantic points in the city; the male Isadora Duncan who “float-dances” you to amorous “unusual places” all because he just feels like doing it; a generous man that finds no ornament, vehicle or house as being too costly for the person he loves; a considerate male that understands the thing you want and are in need of before…

#FreeEvans Campaign | Bizzare Opinions from Nigerians

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Ok, people play too much in this country. In fact they crack too much expensive joke fa, so na from insanity to sheer madness be the in thing now abi? What kind of iberibe they worry some humans in this country? Who else have heard the recent chant dominating Naija social media community? Them talk say na #FreeEvans!   Yasssss! You read me right, they said it’s free Evans o. Evans the chicken hearted wicked kidnapper that cause great menace and pain to both his kidnapped victimsand their family, that’s…

Dr. Cum: On Men That Love Excessively

You were in search of an affectionate, self-reassured, exposed and self-sustaining woman that would not suffocate or attempt modifying your personality. For some reason, however, you find yourself being with some woman that explodes upon the most insignificant irritation – or for no reasons whatsoever – magnifies issues with exaggerated reactions and make trouble out of nothing at all. She screws your mind up so badly, you can’t even differentiate right from wrong any longer. This moment it feels as though you’re loved, valued, regarded, supported and felt for, and…

Nigerians and #HallelujahChallenge: Jokers take Lead

I am not happy. Before I tell you why, let me digress a bit.  Look up at the headline I have written up there. Now let me ask you a question: what if I am from Anambra State, South -East Nigeria? That would mean that I was trying to say we pray too much, right? Now be honest to yourself, does it not seem that we overdo this thing sometimes? I have seen Nigerian Christians  arrive at places of business hours late, due to having spent the peak hours of…

Father’s Day, the New MAYDAY

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For this space eeh, everything dey cause wahala. Any small thing, we go make am big deal and vum! Fight go start fa😫   The latest fight now is that men are wailing that women (most especially the single mothers) are dragging their Father’s Day celebration with them   First Obari Ngofa Lale lamented “We observe like 89 Mothers’ day in this country.   The 1 Fathers’ day that we have, some people will still try to make it about the woman.   “Happy Fathers day to all the fathers…