Nigerians analyse the great Royal wedding

Royal wedding e haf finish o but Association of Naija fifu Facebook Branch haf bought the matter wholesale Ndi feminists dey one side they analyze. Ndi patriarchy camp cum Awon defenders of Naija men on Facebook dey their own side dey analyze and trolling/launching attack against feminazis.   Ndi trolling camp dey another side dey troll Nigerians type of wedding This week will be lit biko! 😂😂😂   For feminist camp, Esiri Ukueku Uduaghan haf been shaking table upandan non stop   Read her “The Church of England has modified…

9 Juiciest Highlights of the Royal Wedding

And so the much anticipated royal wedding has come and gone. I’m sorry ladies but as at now there are no more single royal bachelors for you, yes I know it hurts. But that’s not the point of this post. If you missed out on watching the wedding because you were busy with work, held up in traffic, no light in your area, you don’t have a TV or you didn’t have mb to stream, worry not. We got you. Here are the 9 most outstanding things at Prince Harry…

Funke to Nigerian women “You have pipes that need laying..Get someone to lay them and lay them well”

Inyanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am! Bunmi Tella’s post and the men busy gbamming their don vex some people One of them Facebook celeb of laive Olufunke Philips took to her wall to chant “ He has an edible catering.You sef go and get an edible plumber and technician. Never trade down. You have pipes that need laying. Get someone that will lay them and lay them well. All these restraint you’re practicing will not help you. If you’re finicky, you can do it so that he doesn’t even…

Bunmi Tella to married women “Rather than crying wolf, join Oga and the maid”

Asiloverz, gather around quick quick cause this one is very very juicy (even though e long die😂😂) One hanty with ogbenge hexperience Bunmi Tella not only shaked some tables yesterday, she imilimiously endorsed cheating men worldwide   She wrote “Now here is an opinion that has never made me popular with the ladies! 😂 I have never felt that infidelity is a good enough reason to get divorced. And I hate hearing that no one should stay in a “bad” marriage because of the kids. I think u should totally…

Ikwokirikwo 101

Are you a dry man sexually? Are you an ‘oyupa’ when it comes to giving your woman correct pleasure? Are you an underachiever in ‘ikwokirikwo’ matas? Hunkle worry no more cause Adaobi Maryjane C Sugar gat you big time😁   She wrote “ Seducation101 THE MOST EROGENOUS ZONES OF THE FEMALE BODY.   Although there are many sensitive parts of the female body, I’ve made some research and came up with these most important ones.   Now, jog your memories, and rewind to the episode in F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Monica introduces…

Nigerians react to Ikoyi Registry saga

Ikoyi Registry saga Following the recent judgement passed by Justice Chuka Austine Obiozor, that issued a restraining order to the Ikoyi registry from conducting marriages, saying it is unconstitutional for the Federal Government to perform the duties of the state and local governments, Nigerians have been reacting   Some are outright funny, while some are thoughtful Victor Ibeh testified “Last year, I almost went to Ikoyi registry, but I serve a living God.”   Kingsley Nwabugwu imilimiously analyzed “Ikoyi Registry Ruling and Similar Matters That judgement by the High Court…

Issa wawu something

Nawa o, things are happening in this laive. Mouth gaping, jaw dropping things fa! See the one I came across on Olaide Wangai Akin’s Wall today o, she wrote “Just heard of a story of a guy whose wife packed out of the house with their kids to her family house. They kept malice and one year later when he decided to swallow his pride to look for them, he learned she had been long dead and buried. Her family didn’t bother contacting him. I fear people that keep malice.…

5 Classes of Nigerian Traders

Nigerian markets are literally a catalogue of many different variations of crazy. When I was younger I remember hearing the myth that says if you bent down in a Nigerian market and looked at other people’s feet you’ll see that some people are actually floating; they don’t have legs. They are spirits who have come to the market place to buy and sell as well. Anyways this article is not about them, I just threw in the story to give you a background of why craziness is expected and even…

5 Signs you are a Side Dish

How do i know i am a Side Chic? Being a side chic or cock as the case may be is actually a more common phenomenon than we know. As a matter of fact research (yes, research) shows that 4 out of every 5 persons is a side chic. Or cock. Here’s how to find out if you are one. Why should you bother? Well word on the street is that acid is now way cheaper than it used to be. Is that convincing enough? Thought so too.   You’re…