Facebook| 25 Awkward Breakup Stories Only Nigerians Can Relate To

So, your favourite Facebook scoop returns. Today, we give you 25 awkward breakup stories told by Nigerians on Facebook. Yes, these are personal experiences publicly shared by real people. Some of them are your Facebook friends. See them…

25. Police story

This is what happens when you don’t read the terms of contract

 

24. He burns his skin like bobrisky

Her BS tolerance level obviously got thinner

 

23. He’s her central bank

This girl don crase ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

22. Toaster?

Ok ladies… this has got to be some sort of special zone, yeah?

 

21. Tries to catch her mugu

Osheyyy… Patriarchy king ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

20. Simply a d*ucheb*g

Hahahaha…

 

 

19. Anini comes to town?

Small small thief thief dey spoil pikin…

 

18. A single mother’s plight

Sad ๐Ÿ˜ข

 

17. Love struck imilimi

Ok. How did he ever miss our Brostitudes list? ๐Ÿค”

 

16. A boy man

What a mess!

 

15. Overbearing and patriarchal

Na Yoruba man ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

14. Family makes decisions for him

But…why lead her on when you got a fiancee?

 

13. Simply a disgrace

See yanma yanmaโ€ฆ shiorr! ๐Ÿ˜–

 

12. Homeless?

Hanty, kam dan na. Ordinary to buy bedspace? ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

11. Goes MIA without notice

Ok. This is sad on so many levels ๐Ÿ˜”

 

10. Tied to mama’s apron strings

She probably was going to dictate how many kids they’ll have ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

9. After how many years?

7 wasted years fa ๐Ÿ˜ต

 

8. He’s ever single

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

 

7. Too young for marriage

He’ll attempt โ€œside chickingโ€ her afterwards. Lol

 

6. Won’t be corrected by a woman

Dis one no just fit hear word ni…

 

5. Baby mama issues

This is a Yoruba demon ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

4. Plans marriage with pregnant bride

Another Yoruba demon spotted

 

3. No plans but food

The โ€œaverage Igbo manโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

2. Aunt from hell?

Oh dear ๐Ÿ˜”

 

1. Dey haff pack his brain

Shuuu! Werreey leleyii ooo! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

 

 

Moving past a toxic relationship is no easy feat. Kudos to these 25 brave Nigerians that are able to tell their awkward breakup stories. They’re the real MVPs.

So, got an observation, spot a Facebook friend above or you got just the perfect #26 story for us? Hit us up in the comments section below. Make we relate. Lol

 

 

Perfect is boring. To be human is beautiful.

 

Dr. โ€œComeโ€


Dr. “Come” is every man’s man you meet daily.

All breakup stories sourced from Olajumoke Agbebi’s Facebook wall.

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