Facebook Feminists

Feminists and non feminists have been fighting on Dee Zuckerville since 19kpirigidim but the one weh dem fight today eeh? Ojigijigi!🙀🙆🏼‍♀️ It happened laive on Political cum Biafra agitator Charles Ogbu’s wall, he not only dissected ‘Facebook’ feminist like he calls them, he scattered and buried them all over😩 He chanted “The Nigerian Facebook Feminist movement has been hijacked by a bunch of love-starved clowns who think the noble movement called Feminism is a tool for vendetta against men for reasons not unconnected with bitter experiences they had in their…

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 2

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 2 Right there by the road side was Kenneth, dropping off a lady and kissing her goodbye! No, no, no, this can’t be happening. Wait a minute, this really is not happening. Shit! I must have taken tramadol instead of Panadol for my headache this morning. Ah, you got me trams! The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Got to work, signed in, did my bit, a female colleague who had obnoxiously been working her ass off got a promotion. Like, why gotta be…

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 1

I woke up with a wicked headache. A souvenir from last night’s party no doubt. I forced myself up from the bed and reach for my phone, an old Samsung Galaxy on the table just beside me. I log onto Facebook and scroll through my newsfeed. Ugh! These feminists are at it again, and now they’re going on about whether or not a woman should change her name after marriage. Oh well, apparently none of them hopes to marry a Dangote or an Adenuga, Pfft! What a bunch of short-sighted…

On Feminism | The Box And The Charm Of Hate

“…the best dads, husbands, [wives, friends] brothers and uncles are not defined by your -isms because they don’t need them. The greatest people cannot be put in a box. Their depths are too profound for… sociopolitical labels.” – Tokunbo Akintola   If we put someone in a category, let’s say, we stick him into some box or group, then we have made it simple to point accusing fingers saying, “See, we aren’t like that person over there and he should bear the blame for everything that goes wrong.” We dispossess him of…