Facebook Feminists

Feminists and non feminists have been fighting on Dee Zuckerville since 19kpirigidim but the one weh dem fight today eeh? Ojigijigi!🙀🙆🏼‍♀️ It happened laive on Political cum Biafra agitator Charles Ogbu’s wall, he not only dissected ‘Facebook’ feminist like he calls them, he scattered and buried them all over😩 He chanted “The Nigerian Facebook Feminist movement has been hijacked by a bunch of love-starved clowns who think the noble movement called Feminism is a tool for vendetta against men for reasons not unconnected with bitter experiences they had in their…

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 2

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 2 Right there by the road side was Kenneth, dropping off a lady and kissing her goodbye! No, no, no, this can’t be happening. Wait a minute, this really is not happening. Shit! I must have taken tramadol instead of Panadol for my headache this morning. Ah, you got me trams! The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Got to work, signed in, did my bit, a female colleague who had obnoxiously been working her ass off got a promotion. Like, why gotta be…

Mrs Main Chic | Episode 1

I woke up with a wicked headache. A souvenir from last night’s party no doubt. I forced myself up from the bed and reach for my phone, an old Samsung Galaxy on the table just beside me. I log onto Facebook and scroll through my newsfeed. Ugh! These feminists are at it again, and now they’re going on about whether or not a woman should change her name after marriage. Oh well, apparently none of them hopes to marry a Dangote or an Adenuga, Pfft! What a bunch of short-sighted…

Tobore

feminism

Maka Chi! Common sense need to fall on some people ASAP! Someone will be busy narrating his or her ordeal and instead of saying something useful or at least sympathizing, you will just go all OP on the person   A certain feminist Tobore Mit Ovuorie narrated her ordeal at the hands of an unknown Facebook friend, she wrote;   “HOW I WAS ATTACKED YESTERDAY FOR WRITING, SAY ING,  RUBBISH ABOUT MEN ON FACEBOOK AND OTHER PLACES By Tobore Mit Ovuorie   It is now very obvious some guys are…

#JustinAndMandy – Jerry Chi the Trouble Finder

I don talk am tey tey, any facebook bashing weh no drag feminism/feminists inside, eez nuh a bashing o Jerry Chi has been writing a new skit on his wall titled #JustinAndMandy and it kinda castigates Mandy the more. Girls of course, have been whining as per say he makes Mandy the villain all the damn time. Yesterday Jerry decided to take his series up a notch by taking a ‘joking’ swipe at feminists and well to my utmost surprise, THEY IGNORED him…..to a certain extent though?. He wrote “Feminists…

Archy And the Enablers

Just yesterday, the spirit warned me that I was going to be hungry if I didn’t go to market and buy one or two things, because I sat down like Jega and took a census of the foodstuff in my small abode, and I realized that like BabaBubu, I was closer to the end than to the beginning. I am talking about the end of the available foodstuff in my house o, not the end of anything else, or any one else, for that matter. Don’t misquote me. So I…