Table shakers

I was busy thinking that Igbos are done trolling those that categorized “An average Igbo man” whereas they are still shaking the damn tables, asin dem don shake am sotey all the planks weh dey the table don scatter finish😂😂   The other Chidinma Perpetua Chikwelu vibrated the table the more, she wrote with screenshots attached “’Average Igbo Man’ subjugating women, mocking Mark Zuckerberg for having only female children and ‘Igbo woman’, protecting patriarchy. “We should learn from other tribes” 😏”   Her fellow Igbos joined in the trolling   …

Men are Useless..

Asilovers get in sharp sharp, who knows that hot shot writer cum film maker Onyeka Nwelue that goes on dreads and decorates himself with them beads? Una sabi am abi? I call him a literary god(yeah he is that good?), his friends calls him Baron of Paris while some call him General trouble maker?   Yesterday he took a jab at men while calling his readers attention to the Power of women (even though it’s a metaphor shaa) and some of them didn’t find it funny at all and they…

Archy And the Enablers

Just yesterday, the spirit warned me that I was going to be hungry if I didn’t go to market and buy one or two things, because I sat down like Jega and took a census of the foodstuff in my small abode, and I realized that like BabaBubu, I was closer to the end than to the beginning. I am talking about the end of the available foodstuff in my house o, not the end of anything else, or any one else, for that matter. Don’t misquote me. So I…