About one year ago

It was Nigeria, the weather was hot, the humans of Nigeria were complaining about the president’s determination to become a British citizen by spending time in their country under the guise of being ill, petrol was still expensive, and Nigerians were still bending over backwards to buy it and mumbling curse-words at a government which swore to make life easier for the citizenry and instead went about making it harder, and the hallelujah challenge on Facebook and Instagram was kicking up speed. People were making all sorts of comments and…

Father’s Day brouhaha

Yesterday was Father’s Day, meant to be a peaceful day with people wishing their fathers a happy day and celebrating them right? But no be like that we dey do am for Zucker’s hardcore streets We must to surely find reasons to fight, rip pants and the latest trouble finder is the fact that single mothers are wishing themselves a happy Father’s Day and others are shading bad absentee fathers   Ndikom, ndi anti feminist are nuh taking it and they have been wailing nonstop since yesterday and Ndi feminists…

#SARS story 001

Please, do not try this at home. Okay, having dropped this little caveat, let me now proceed to the meat of the gist. So I have this friend, whose identity I will protect. A young man, tall and well built. Now this young man does a number of things, one of which is running errands for a religious organization that he occasionally has to worship with. And upon a time, one of his errands involved the uninstallation of a big flat screen television set used for scripture and sermon projections,…

Bad Men – Hymar Idibie David

Several minutes later, as he stood before the ATM, his back to the men waiting in the Hilux, the green light blinking impatiently, waiting for him to slot his card into its mouth and withdraw the last of his money, Akpan’s mind backtracked and he saw where he missed it. The danfo bus parked where danfo buses don’t park. The guy in front of him who was walking casually with headphones jammed to his ears stopping suddenly like he had forgotten something, the way he turned back sharply and started…

Straight outta Twitter – Super Chickens

Asilovers, if you happen to know Super Eagles or rather super ‘Okukos’ should tell them not to go close to twitter, I repeat: DO NOT OPEN TWITTER!😫 Those Children of ‘imilimious’ unrepentant hanger have finished them, as in roasting is an understatement. They went straight to the jugular and finished them to the point of a brutality 😭   Read some of the tweets     Chayeee!🙆🏼‍♀😫😭😢   I no dey Super Eagles team but I wan cry, my heart dey pain me ontop cause this roasting eeh😣😭☹️   Shaa dey…

Who Wins?| Croatia Vs Nigeria Match Prediction

Tonight, Croatia and Nigeria would slug it out in a battle for the soul of group D. There’s no doubt the two teams believe in their ability to outshine the other. The Croatians have missed just one of the last 5 World Cup tournaments. And so far, the furthest they’ve gone was finishing third at France ’98. One thing is noteworthy too, France ’98 was their debut appearance. It wasn’t easy for them qualifying for the present tournament though. The Croatian side saw themselves finishing right behind Iceland. But then,…

JUNE 12: and Baba gives the Southwest a bone

So it is no longer news, this news that president Buhari has shifted the date of the Democracy Day celebrations to the 12th of June, in a move that has seen celebrations and congratulations break out across the southwest and particularly to the family and children of the late Basho run M.K.O Abiola. History reminds us that the late MKO Abiola was the winner of the annulled June 12, 1994, presidential elections, which was supposed to have heralded Nigeria’s transition to civil rule after a long stretch of military rule.…

Upcoming facebook celeb gets bachelored, mastered and ph.ded😂

This Facebook na mad zone, as in we dey competition who craze pass for here. For this area eeh, you churn out something thinking you are making sense only to get lectured, educated, Bachelored, Mastered and Ph.ded at same time   So an upcoming Facebook celeb Chiamaka Okonkwo tried justifying liability, cheating cum entitlement mentality among young women and got washed😭😂   She wrote “Dear Nigerian men,   It is actually an act of irresponsibility to see a young STRUGGLING girl in her 20s, ask her out, then she decides…

Russia 2018| France Vs Australia Prediction And Betting Tips

The France Vs Australia prediction didn’t take much to come up with, for few reasons. The French team is probably the one with most talents at this world cup. Coming second place only 2 years ago at the European Championship, the team is expected to waltz through group C with ease of knife through butter. The Aussie team on the other hand, is disorganized. The coach, Bert Van Marwijk was only recently employed to manage the world cup outing. Of all players on the team, only 3 were chosen from…