7 Tips to Creating a Bang First Impression

First Impressions they say always stick. And good first impressions are notoriously hard to pull up. But we have it all figured out. Yeap, we’re smart like that. The aim is to be an exceptional person at every point so you won’t ever be caught off guard. And here’s how to be exceptional in 7 easy peasy steps;   Be Neat Be a neat person, don’t be that guy that shows up in a white shirt with patches of brown on the armpits or with tea stains on your shirt.…

Bitter leaf Guy

Asilovers, Its about time I came to the conclusion that some people are just Joy-Killers, as in they drink from a river sprinkled with bitter leaf! Yesterday Nigerians were super happy cause our boys made us really proud, they melted the ice-block guys with 2 goals courtesy of Musa dearest😍💃🏽😘 Jokes and laughter has been the other of the day on nooks and crannies of social media, Dee Zuckerville’s streets involved.   Na him one Onye Asai Kosi Ugo overflowing with mmiri onugbo decided to be silly small   He…

Atheists VS Tithe payers over Pastor Leke’s insensitive statement

Its a Bashing spree thing for churchgoers and tithe payers ever since Pastor Adeboye’s son made a huge blunder, as in, he flubbed big this time.   According to the video he posted on his Instagram page, he said “Leke Adeboye, the last son and Senior Personal Assistant of the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adeboye has called on the general public to stop writing the church seeking help.”   Leke made the statement in a video shared on his Instagram page lamenting the…

The Morning after

I am on the way to one of those nameless places that faceless people go, in pursuit of something we are not quite sure of. It is a crazy pace in this city that never sleeps, but which is ready to put you to sleep, permanently, for as little a crime as passing under Ojuelegba Bridge. Or maybe the crime is not from you, the crime is the government not fixing the bridge, or not making an alternative route for the trailers, harbingers of death and destruction, to pass. But…

A lady calls out her wicked Aunt and Enabling dad

A table was shaken. A dining table that has so many female relative/madams/non-relatives on top. This table needed to be shaken a long time ago and I’m glad someone did. A Facebook popular Jingo, that makes and sells Omalicha wigs for a living, Chizoba Miracle Emenaha was the ‘shooku shaker’ of this table   She sorrowfully lamented thus; “This for my aunt..last born to my father. I will call her by her name because I have a lot of bitterness for her in my heart, and because of what she did..I’m yet…

Nose Ring Gbese

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In streets of Zuckerville, everything is a problem (big or small) always between feminist and Patriarchs, and at the slightest they would begin to rip off bra and pants publicly.   Guess the fight engineer this time? Nose ring o, ‘ntonto’ nose ring🤦🏽‍♀🙄 It all started on Facebook celebrity “tuzaqueen” Helena Nelson’s wall, she asked this question   “Your fiancee asked you to remove your nose ring before meeting his mum? What will you do and why? #QnA #HaveYoSae”   Her friends were commenting their mind    And before I…

About one year ago

It was Nigeria, the weather was hot, the humans of Nigeria were complaining about the president’s determination to become a British citizen by spending time in their country under the guise of being ill, petrol was still expensive, and Nigerians were still bending over backwards to buy it and mumbling curse-words at a government which swore to make life easier for the citizenry and instead went about making it harder, and the hallelujah challenge on Facebook and Instagram was kicking up speed. People were making all sorts of comments and…

Father’s Day brouhaha

Yesterday was Father’s Day, meant to be a peaceful day with people wishing their fathers a happy day and celebrating them right? But no be like that we dey do am for Zucker’s hardcore streets We must to surely find reasons to fight, rip pants and the latest trouble finder is the fact that single mothers are wishing themselves a happy Father’s Day and others are shading bad absentee fathers   Ndikom, ndi anti feminist are nuh taking it and they have been wailing nonstop since yesterday and Ndi feminists…

8 Common facts about Nigerian Universities

Universities can be fun sometimes and other times outright exhausting, as a matter of fact, it’s more exhausting than fun (as it should be, you don’t expect them to make it easy for you to get a cute B.Sc. now do you?). Anyway, here’s a list of the most fun and funny university facts to take you down sweet/bitter/bitter-sweet memory’s lane.   There’s always a queue There’s a queue at the ATM, another one at the bursar’s office, and another at the bus stop, and at the toilet, at the…