The Morning after

I am on the way to one of those nameless places that faceless people go, in pursuit of something we are not quite sure of. It is a crazy pace in this city that never sleeps, but which is ready to put you to sleep, permanently, for as little a crime as passing under Ojuelegba Bridge. Or maybe the crime is not from you, the crime is the government not fixing the bridge, or not making an alternative route for the trailers, harbingers of death and destruction, to pass. But…

A lady calls out her wicked Aunt and Enabling dad

A table was shaken. A dining table that has so many female relative/madams/non-relatives on top. This table needed to be shaken a long time ago and I’m glad someone did. A Facebook popular Jingo, that makes and sells Omalicha wigs for a living, Chizoba Miracle Emenaha was the ‘shooku shaker’ of this table   She sorrowfully lamented thus; “This for my aunt..last born to my father. I will call her by her name because I have a lot of bitterness for her in my heart, and because of what she did..I’m yet…

Nose Ring Gbese

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In streets of Zuckerville, everything is a problem (big or small) always between feminist and Patriarchs, and at the slightest they would begin to rip off bra and pants publicly.   Guess the fight engineer this time? Nose ring o, ‘ntonto’ nose ring🤦🏽‍♀🙄 It all started on Facebook celebrity “tuzaqueen” Helena Nelson’s wall, she asked this question   “Your fiancee asked you to remove your nose ring before meeting his mum? What will you do and why? #QnA #HaveYoSae”   Her friends were commenting their mind    And before I…