9 Most Annoying Types of Restaurant Customers

Restaurants are lifesavers. But restaurant customers, on the other hand, are in a different class entirely. Here’s a list of seven most hilarious restaurant customers;   The ones that pay and leave a tip These are obviously the ones that have either watched too many Hollywood movies or that just came back from overseas but still think they are there. It’s against the Nigerian code to pay people twice for the same thing, and that’s exactly what the institution of tipping does. They’ll be raising the standard for other nice…

7 Ways to Break Up Like a Boss

Or an adult. The end of a relationship does not always have to mean the end of your dignity. A break up should not have you throw yourself into the mud and play and forget your self-worth in there. You can, and as a matter of fact, if you intend to date a lot of people you should make it a point to leave every relationship with your dignity intact, except of course you wouldn’t mind going viral on twitter or facebook with every break up you have. Here are…

10 Most Hilarious and Annoying Types of Guests

Hosting guests can be fun, as a matter it should be fun. Especially when you have a fine house. But will Nigerians allow it to be fun? You guessed right- Mbah! Here’s a list of the 9 most common, annoying and hilarious types of guests. If you like to open your doors to people, then you’ve probably met some of them. If you want to start opening your doors to people then brace up, because one day one of the crazies on this list will break out of jail and…

7 Things Every Couple Must Talk About Before Getting Married

Marriage is a serious lifelong binding commitment. Although these days technology plus liberalism has found a delicious way to give people a way out, ergo -Divorce. History has it that people used to marry for economic reasons, to settle family or community disputes by having one member of the warring faction get hitched to another member of an opposing faction and voila!- problem solved. Everyone sheaths their sword and slaps a smile on. Although now that I just typed it…I realized that Sex is actually what was used to fix…

How do you like your opinions served? Precious or Pretentious?

“Do I look fat in this dress?” These are the kind of questions friends, colleagues, random people throw at us on a daily basis because whether or not we want to admit it human beings crave validation almost as much as they need oxygen. They need validation to believe that they can get the job or pass the exam or even get the ring. They don’t care where or who it comes from; only that it comes. So when they hurl these validation seeking questions at you and add that…

Troll’s Account Unmasked by the CBD

BB Naija may have ended but by the looks of it the trolling has not ended, and may never even end. Particularly because trolling seems to be an actual full-time gratifying job for some people. The CBD just busted one such account dedicated to nothing but trolling and it turned out to be Facebook’s own Katchy Egbelum. No surprises there though, for a lady who built a facebook group dedicated to gossip (if you missed it read the gist here) it doesn’t come as a surprise when it comes to…

[VIDEO] Between Falz, his song and the NBC

Remember back when the NBC banned Falz’s “This is Nigeria”? Falz’s Nigerian version of Childish Gambino’s “This is America”, Yes that song. Truth be told, the song has received quite the reception since its release. Barely hours after it hit YouTube a significant number of people on the WPBOD’s were already had their guns out flagging it down as too “meh”, they were not impressed with his version of it and they said just as much. Some said given everything he has and should have he could have done better.…

A Family that Steals Together

…goes to jail together of course. What did you think I was going to say? Sticks together? Sure, they’ll be sticking together in prison. Here’s the gist; A couple (Mr Uroye Teddy and his wife Mrs Margaret Teddy), their son (Tega Teddy aged 18), and his girlfriend (Karima Edom) allegedly were consistently stealing from a neighbour (Mrs Folashade Odunuga) who was out on a 3-month vacation. Did you get that? Consistently is the key word here. It’s like they were going shopping in the poor neighbour’s house. Like when they…

7 Boring Story Lines Nollywood needs to Stop Recycling

This is a letter to Nollywood. From us the association of Tired, Disappointed and Tired of Being Disappointed Audience (TDATBDA). In case our name up there did not tell you, we are tired of your clichéd storylines and we would really appreciate it if you splashed a little bit of ingenuity and some thought into these movies you keep churning out every week. In case you haven’t noticed- they are all annoyingly and tediously the same And oh, we made a list of the storylines we don’t want any more.…