Mrs Main Chic Episode 11

So we got the house, paid the rent upfront (somebody shout hallelujah!) and we moved in. Everyone got a room since it was a three bedroom flat, and there were a big cute parlour and nice efficient kitchen which we would all share and contribute to furnishing. Each room came with a toilet and bathroom, a bed, a wardrobe and a window- to emphasize that this was no prison. Since we all had a room to ourselves, we could decorate and furnish it anyhow we chose to, you know personalize…

The Slayer’s Starter Kit-7 Wardrobe Must-haves for Looking Good

Looking good they say is good business. And quite frankly, I agree. And I’m going to help you out with it because, uhm, I care about your business.   So if you’re new to the slaying game and you don’t have that much money to throw around, be still, we got you covered; here’s a list of just 8 things you need to look good.   Shades Shades are instant badass. Want to gape without getting caught? Put on some shades. Woke up late and your eyes are all puffy…

Mrs Main Chic Episode 10

I picked up my phone, took a really deep breath, said a little prayer and made the damn call. I called my mother. Now before you roll your eyes at this revelation hear our history first. My relationship with my mother was in more ways than one- not conventional and also a little depressing. Which made a lot of sense because the woman was in many ways not conventional either. She had managed to steadily climb her way to the top in one of the most sexist industries- and deservedly…

7 Ways People React to Being in Relationships

Relationships have a subtle and sometimes insidious method of changing people. It’s like a transformation room of some sort- once you go in, you never come out the same. And understandably so- a relationship is not a child’s play, it can do things to people. And we have noticed a pattern to it; so we made a list off it, like we always do. You’re welcome.   They become miserable This ones are really not happy in their relationships, they are probably being cheated on, abused or just undervalued and…

7 Things You Should Never do at a Party

Show me the human who can turn down the chance to party hard, get drunk, possibly get high and actually get the stress off their shoulders and I will show you…oh I didn’t think this through before I started the quote and now I don’t know do end it, let’s just move on to the next sentence biko. Every single body likes a good time,  and parties give you a really good time. But as much as parties are fun,  really unpleasant things go down there too so they can…

15 Phone Apps That Make Life A Lot Easier

Owning a smartphone these days is all you need to succeed- they make literally everything easier. You make it- work, studying, exercising, they make life easier.  And no I don’t mean Facebook or your banking app. Turns out people don’t even know about these other apps that have a lot to offer. We’re not going to mention obvious apps like xender, Facebook, WhatsApp or Twitter, we’re only going to mention the ones that have the least publicity and that are extremely useful. 1. Microsoft Office Word. Good news people! -there’s…

Mrs Main Chic Episode 9

The thing about friends is that they are supposed to make you feel better about your life, no matter how shitty you let it get. So after I had slept away my “highness” rather than make that call I had to make, I let procrastination get the better of me- like I always did and I merrily skipped down to Stella’s room to find me some inspiration from her hopefully “shittier” life. Plus I wanted to give fairy godmother some space to magically fix the mess in my room with…

D’banj Loses His One Year Old Son

…and Nigerians all but sue him for it. It’s indeed a blue day for the entertainment industry as everyone grieves for singer-D’banj on the loss of his one-year-old son- Daniel. Reports so far say that the boy who just turned One barely a month ago allegedly drowned in a swimming pool in the singer’s own residence. We at Fifietalks send our deepest regrets to D’banj and his wife -Lineo Didi Kilgrow. In a sane country this report would stop here, but because this is indeed Nigeria there has been a…

The Sacred 7 Commandments of Relationships

Words reaching us here at the Fifietalks Bureau of Relationships says that there’s a relationship recession out there- boo/bae is impossible to find these days. And as such keeping the boo/bae that one managed to find has become a priority to a lot of folks out there, and so we have decided to weigh in and help out. This here is a letter dedicated to all the “newly dated”, you know the newbies in the dating game who don’t know their left from their right let along how to make…