Mixed Reactions on MKO Abiola: Yusuf Fires Out

Chisos! Some people don high finish for this zone, as in e be like say na “soak-away” pipe them dey smoke eeh cause this highness don pass Kwale weed own?   Yesterday being June 12th, the Yorubas celebrated the remembrance of MKO Abiola, the president elect that was assassinated back then in Prison and one unkle weh don high finish, Yusuf Abubakar decided to use that opportunity to take a jab at the man.   He wrote “June 12, the day God saved Nigeria form an evil man tagged as…

Vivian’s Subtle Strike on Igbo Men

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This past weekend na Igbo men bashing¬† weekend (e don enter the new week even) and the funny thing be say na my Igbo sisters weh start am. First it was Chukwuba Chiluba off shooting Igbo traders, causing a bashing spree of even innocent Igbo men and now Vivian Emesaraonye Dimgba wan kee my Igbo brothers too. Una sure say dem go survive this wan so? Well I trust my brothers, theirs na faya by amuma ahead ahead. ‘Tigbuo zogbuo’ till they quench fa? Vivian wrote “Igbo men have the…

Killer Stereotypes & the Knight called Mazi Ugonna

stereotypes on igbos

My Igbo men haf certainly seen abi heard wii at the hands of umu nwanyi Facebook since weekend, both those weh dey talk true, those weh just use am as all Igbo men bashing session and the ones weh dey exaggerate about the whole ‘touch touch’ matter. In fact dey don defend themselves taya, some even begin oponurize on top sef. Mazi Ugonna Ufere lent his voice to the course, in a bid to defend our good Igbo brothers from the ridiculous generalization some miscreants are doing on Facebook cause…

The COMBATS OF UDUAK and BUKOLA

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Mehn! Zuckerboy’s Arena was super flaming yesterday, as in Asiri lovers Asiri no sabi where she go start from eeh. It was in fact a wonderful for Asiri cause as I was roaming about, gods of Asiri were blessing me with juicy gists. Chayee?   We go everly start gisting these gists somewhere so make i kuku start with my feminist sister (rolls heyez at anyone that we yimu me?) Bukola Afolabi Ogunyenye. Mami was on faya! And yours truly automatically turned into a cheer leader (in my head before…

#JustinAndMandy – Jerry Chi the Trouble Finder

I don talk am tey tey, any facebook bashing weh no drag feminism/feminists inside, eez nuh a bashing o Jerry Chi has been writing a new skit on his wall titled #JustinAndMandy and it kinda castigates Mandy the more. Girls of course, have been whining as per say he makes Mandy the villain all the damn time. Yesterday Jerry decided to take his series up a notch by taking a ‘joking’ swipe at feminists and well to my utmost surprise, THEY IGNORED him…..to a certain extent though?. He wrote “Feminists…

Back Door Wahala – Battle of the “Sexes”

When you wan see different sets of fangs for Naija version of Facebook, just mention 3 things: 1. Religion 2. Tribe 3. Gay/homosexual/coupling through the anus aka ‘Ikpo ntu’? My sister my brother, anything wey you see, you take o! Na so Florida Uzoaru waka go find wahala yesterday and they came for her, both those wey dey reject the idea, with those wey wan do amebo, to those wey dey condemn, down to those wey dey bash am with style. This one na kasala dey sleep, iyanga waka jejely…

When Doctors battle the gods and come up winning: Obinna versus Amadi Oha

Asiri lovers osugokwanu again o, mbok who is coming with popcorn and groundnut make we take hold body as we dey watch this unfolding drama? My people it went down between Obinna Aligwekwe (una remember am abi? Uk based doctor cum social media political activist weh posted prescriptions of meningitis prophylaxis and one ogbeni came for his head. Chai! Drama na ato ncha!??); and Amadi Oha yesterday (it’s still going on even). Both were firing at each other with every bazooka in their Arsenal. I am even forced to ask…

Bayelsans versus Ndi Igbo: Round One

Did you hear about the mayhem that happened in Bayelsa last week? How ‘Igbos’ were slaughtered (some claimed they might not be Igbos that were killed but Bayelsans… Amagumte ‘in my nwa Nsukka voice’?), their shops razed down because one misguided Igbo brother killed his Bayelsan girlfriend? Some people were supporting the killings, reasons why, I have no faintest idea? A Medical doctor cum social media political activist Olutoyosi Omotoso posted something insightful about it and trust Nigerians, they came for her head and that of those concurring to what…