Flying Nigerians and BBCs? I stand with the sacked BA Girl – Viola Okolie

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Being Nigerian in this world is no mean feat. I ruminated over this silently as I watched the extremely slim Turkish girl with the super atrocious grammar, bend my passport into all sorts of incriminating positions, all in a bid to discover a fault line somewhere that would  (perhaps?) justify her conviction that I was Nigerian ergo, travelling on a fake passport. I breathed a silent word of prayer to the non existent Nigerian god of patience as the girl, having molested my passport in every way possible, began to…

Young Nigerian men, I pity una – Viola Okolie

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Dear Young Men,   I never knew the day would come when I would actually write these words but: I pity you all, sometimes. I totally and honestly do and this is not satire or sarcasm or something. There are no hidden meanings or nuances behind the feeling of pure pity I feel when I see what the world and its female dog (otherwise known as Naija Facebook feminism), is trying to turn you all into. I remember when we were active in the dating game back in the days.…

Pastor Suleiman

Nigerian Facebook na one week one wahala, something must happen and person must trend. Drama toh sure gahn?? We still dey flog Kemen for messing up and fiam Apostle Suleiman decided to fall his blokos or not…i no know One Canadian up and coming artiste cum stripper accused our Pastor in dalaud of several atrocious things ranging from promising her marriage, facking and getting her Preggy and trying to force her to take concoction that will terminate the pregnancy. She even sue the holy man for deceiving and trying to…